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Tuesday, 19 August 2008
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Graduation at 5th of August
Bahaha....i know i should have updated my blog weeks ago...especially on this event...but i was so busy...sob...
Whatever it was...here goes...
The day i have been waiting for so long has finally arrived...i don't know about you guys...but to me...going through my whole life studying...from primary to university...it all really comes down to this day...my final Graduation...so theoretically speaking...that should be the biggest day of my life as a student...
if you are wondering...yes...i am very 'mou lei dai ji ' translated into not ambitious...therefore i have no intention of furthering my studies at this point of my life or in the near future...degree to me is ENOUGH!! i say to me only hoh...i didn't say it's very geng...but i really don't wanna study anymore...
maybe i'll continue my studies one day...but not now...i wanna take a break from all those assignments...and....and...and...geez...i can't think of anything i want to take a break from...besides assignment...i didn't really work on anything else...excluding studying last minute for exams lar...burning the midnight oil and everything...i know i deserved every sleepless nights i went through...padan la...who call me didn't study earlier...but i could never made myself study early...nor prepare earlier...it's always last minute..

Carrying on to the other more related stuff...
I was happy...partly because of me finally graduating...but mostly because i was able to see my family who flew in all the way from Penang to attend my Graduation Ceremony...you have no idea how much i missed them...and i miss them even more now that they are back...i want my mummy
Aiya...don't wanna talk about that now...keep that for the next entry...
My Graduation ceremony was held at Bonython Hall in the University of Adelaide...the interior look something like this...with a little touch of the olden days church design...

Can u spot my name? Too small? haha..too bad...

I was pretty nervous at first...didn't know what to expect and what to do...everything was really spontaneous...
However...after the first 10minutes of the ceremony...i was beginning to feel BORED! We studied so hard for so long just for this day...to sit there listening to 'who knows who' giving speeches and then going on stage to shake the 'what's the name's hand' and then walk back down...your moment under the spot light ended in 5 seconds....
Everybody.....and me....
My dad also graduate lor....u see his face...hahaha
My parents, idiot brother and my lovely grandma flew all the way here for this event...you have no idea how happy i was...i just missed them so much...and now i miss them even more...why like that...
My good pals....they are so sweet...
My brother's creative angle shot...LOL...but not bad lar...i like it...
This is how happy i was...covering up my face...more precisely my pimple...
Walau eh...i tell you...i had the most ew-est pimple ever on that very day...not the day before...no the day after...but that very single day...SO LUCKY RIGHT? I know...I wanna photoshop it but i don't have photoshop software...how? Damn...cover cover...don't want let you see...
Another pal...crap king...and me the crap princess...muahaha
i don't care...i wanna be the princess...

With my dear housemate...
Ah...BANANA!!! bahaha...
And the gang from Penang! and can u spot my dad? not difficult yeah? don't know why he is in the picture also....sumo happily smiling...LOL
One happy family photo....just PERFECT! I LOVE IT!

This one is even better...
You cannot not love graduation...it is like a birthday celebration too...cause you get gifts!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!nge nge study and graduate...one year 'birthday' two times...how awesome?
But i was lucky...cause i have a bunch of friends that are so thoughtful...
Got a card and ang pao...got money take...macam birthday lo...
A handmade doll...nothing beats handmade presents...

Bahaha...this flew all the way from china...scare me heaty ar...thank you Yanni! i need it seriously...that huge pimple was killing me...!

Wuuu...surprise present....i wanted to get this bottle of home fragrance spray from Crabtee the other day but then when i thought deeply if i really needed it...the answer was 'No'...as so it would be a waste of money if i buy it...but thank you so much Tiff...I LOVE IT!!!!! I was literally holding on to it in the Crabtee shop and i didn't want to say goodbye to it...but now i don't have to anymore...I HAVE ONE HERE BESIDE ME!
A special pot of flowers from Gay Gay...haha...i am still watering it now....please don't die...please don't loose faith in me...

Flowers and pens from the PENANG GANG...thank you guys...i appreciated it alot...
With my name carved on the pen too...I LOVE IT! xie xie ni men!!!

TULIPS!!! I have to say...i used to hate receiving flowers cause i think it is a waste of money...but this time...I LOVE IT! They are so pretty...i waited patiently for them to bloom each day...
Third day...
Forth day...
Fifth day...
Sixth day...
This was the best flower gift ever...
I had a really wonderful week with my parents...and most importantly i got to spend some quality time with my grandma...i really miss her alot...and my family too...
well now that i've graduated...i am as free as a bird...as so i thought...bahaha...i haven't even started my job hunt...still enjoying myself...*shake head*...
That is my graduation everybody...i hope you had fun looking through this post as much as i enjoyed that day and sharing with you guys here...
Until the next post...TATA FOR NOW FOLKS!
Nite...
Jessie
Friday, 01 August 2008
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Interesting Newspaper ads
This is very uncommon in Malaysia...NO WAY you will find this kind of advertisements in newspaper or any other source...i mean IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Poor single + old + lonely uncles...
Well lucky for the Australians...they can have all kinds of entertainment they want...and they can get it anywhere anytime! Even the minor friendly newspaper has some really interesting ads...
Guess what i found in the local newspaper?
Who is interested for some adult phone services huh? Anyone? Aw...don't be shy...

You know you want to...
Normally the girl on the other side of the phone has really sweet or sexy voice to fulfill your imagination and expectation...but sweet and sexy voice don't always mean pretty girls...
You maybe talking to her....
You'll never know...Saying about really good services...they even cater to gay people...and GRANNY LOVERs?????????

Er...okay....talking about weird taste and attractions towards older women...but i guess lust has no limits....
fine..i guess maybe it's specially for the lonely Ah Gong and Ah Pek!
Imagine calling and a granny picks up the phone and talks to you with a sexy horny voice...
Granny : (talking without wearing her fake teeth) Helloof...i am not wearing any clothesfff...i am lyfing naked on the bef...........................................
OH MY GOD!
RUNNNNNNNNNNNN..................

ah..okay...
Don't wanna talk on the phone? It is okay...there is always SMSes...
You know they always...100% say that their girls are all hot and sexy...but how true is this? You will never know...unless you meet up of course...BUT...what is the percentage of people actually meeting up? Zero i would think...
What if the one replying your sensual and arousing text messages is actually...
Super Fairy herself?
i know fairy doesn't really go well with this...in fact it is actually the opposite of fairy...but i really can't think of any name to go with the 'F' without being mean...Carrying on...if you are the kind who likes something abit more real...you wanna get some real business done...here is something for you...
If you would like some cuteness and still pursuing your wildest dreams...they have just the thing for you too...
Snoopy is really cute in deed...duh....

Wednesday, 30 July 2008
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Melbourne Trip!
As i promised...let me present you MY MELBOURNE TRIP!!!!!!!
JENG!! JENG!!! JENG!!! JENG!!!!!!!!!!
Okay lar...not that big deal lar...but it was still the best trip ever...cause it's MELBOURNE! officially my favorite state in Australia!The trip was five days and four nights...i thought it would be enough...but NO! it wasn't...if any of you guys want to visit Melbourne...at least go there for one week! there are still alot of places that i would like to go...but there wasn't enough time...definitely will go back again for the stuff that i missed...
I took Tiger Airways to Melbourne...i have to say it was cheap...but then they have lots of weird charges...like if we wanna check in our luggage...need money...need additional kg...need money...and what the hell...they only gave us 7kg for our luggage weight...of course need to add additional weight lo...food need money...water need money...what also money...i guess thats what we get when we go for cheap air lines...
After an hour plus flight...finally...Melbourne city!!
Had breakfast in Little Broke Street...yum...i was starving at the time....
After breakfast....it was time to explore the city...ahhhhh....i loveeeee it!!!
The city was huge...even china town was a hundred times bigger than Adelaide's one...alot of restaurants...and wuuu...they even had pink trams...when we saw that...my friends were like 'Jessie...thats your tram!!!!!' haha...well i guess everyone knows my favorite color is pink now...
We tried to look for Hard Rock Cafe which was still marked on the map...but when we got there...IT'S GONE!! NO MORE!!! CLOSED DOWN!!! GIANT GUITAR HILANG!!
SEE...sudah tutup!
Came across this giant crab when i walked through china town...yummmm....but no money lar...maybe next time! If you think of it...aw..poor thing..waiting to be killed and eaten...

Second day...woke up damn early...and had breakfast! and then off we went to the Great Ocean Road!
You have no idea how beautiful the sceneries were...the view along great ocean road tops my list...don't believe me? see it for yourself!
Stopped for lunch in noon...saw a really cool dog...had fish and chips....and a picture of our coach...none of us was brave enough to drive in an unfamiliar city...so ended up we joined the tour...stress free!!!
After hours of driving...finally we reached the twelve apostles...
Take a deep breath...and enjoy the pictures...they are just amazing!!!!!! no words can describe how pretty the views were...
And guess what...
I WENT ON THE HELICOPTER!!!!!!!! TO SEE THE TWELVE APOSTLES!!!!!
Rules before getting on...
I know...don't hate me! hah...neh neh bu bu...
Huahaha...it was really like in the movies!!!
Don't siao siao with the views...look at them...i have two good reasons for not wanting to come back down to ground!
1. the helicopter was really really cool....!!! very seok!!!
2. the views up there...OH MY GOD! I just love my camera...it takes really pretty pictures ! and its pink!

What goes up must come down...even though i was reluctant to get off the helicopter...i still had to...well...at least the experience was great...i will wait for my very rich husband to buy me a private helicopter next time! Next stop...the Loch Ard Gorge
Third day...while having breakfast...our driver gave us some bird food...and looky...BIRDS!!
I tell you lo...the birds were not scared of us at all...we were more afraid of them then them of us...i grabbed a handful of bird food...open my palm...and they will fly to you just like that!
And i got the pink one!!!!! I guess it knows i love pink...but it's fat...HEAVY!
Went on an old version train ride! the picture looks like my head is smoking!
They have proper seats in the train...but no...we were not suppose to sit on the seats...we were suppose to sit like this...so actually we were all sitting on the windows...with our legs hanging out...
Look at Angela's boots...the one on the left!
Our driver asked her...'what size are you?' six she answered.
the driver continued...'ahh...my wife is exactly that size...and she needs a pair of boots...thank you!'
He then started unzipping her boots and took them off and left! LOL
Wonder what happened to Angela's boots? well...now you know!
Lunch for the day...buffet grilled meat...with salads...best!
Hoho...took some pictures of koalas...damn cute!
Here is a video of the koala eating! haha..it's so cute!!!
How can we not see the night view of Melbourne? We had to!!!!
My camera not bad right! Love the pictures! Love the views!
Went for dessert! and suddenly i turned into a midget!
Fourth day...Sovereign Hill!!
It was a gold mine hundred years ago! and we can see what the mines look like..how the people then lived...how they dressed...how they talked!
Don't siao siao...this piece of small rock can buy you a kancil!
There was this gold smelting session where the guy showed us the process of creating a gold block.
Because we were so drop dead gorgeous...and we successfully seduced the guy...(obviously joking)....we had the chance to hold and took photos with the GOLD BLOCK! PURE GOLD!!!!!!
It was very heavy for a little rock, 3kg to be exact! and it is worth $97,000 in the market currently. How nice if i could take that home with me!
Had lunch....(hah...love showing you guys what i had)
They are real people by the way...not wax figures or something!
It wouldn't be complete without a visit to Melbourne's pancake house would it! I just love pancakes!!!
One place you have to visit if you are in Melbourne...and it's the Queen Victoria Market!
Heaps of cheap stuff! and it looks and feels like home! like our pasar back home! LOVE IT!
One thing got me very excited...they have puppies!! awwwww......adorable!!
One weird looking fish! It looks like a dragon with legs? no idea..
Princess dog bowl and it's pink!!! and really cute dog socks! makes me miss Cookie even more...darn...
These two are really funny...to me...
Yummy...CHUROS! MY FAV!!
Anyone interested in a mankini? it looks hot! it really does! really! no lie!

Amazing greeting cards...
Pretty flowers right?
They are actually carved out of soaps! This is what i call art!
Dua lagi tempat you have to go for shopping! Bridge Road and DFO! Heaps of shops lor...really...we hadn't have time to really take our time and shop! and i was already broke by then...the torture!! It was pure torture when u saw heaps of stuff that you really want to get but you can't!! THE AGONY!!
Got back home with Qantas...and boy oh boy...Qantas is in alot of trouble now with the two incidents of flight screw-ups! But i am home safe and sound...thank you god!
It wouldn't be sane if we came back without getting KK DOUGNUTS!!!!
Yes...i am gaining weight yet i am still eating all these junks! I know!
Bah...finally finished the entry...was getting really lazy to write anything...really had an urge to just show you guys the pictures without saying anything...hehehe..but i guess i pulled it off in the end with really short shortttt talks with each set of pictures.
Okay lor...gonna go to sleep now!
Good Night
Jessie
Monday, 28 July 2008
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I need money!
Hi you guys...i just came back from my Melbourne trip...and guess what...this time i not only broke my body...i am literally broke too!
Yes...i am officially poor now...

Any kind people out there who would like to donate some money? i accept cash only!
and no...i don't want food...gimme money and i'll buy food myself!Okay fine...i know nobody is gonna gimme money anyway...hah...
I don't know why we even go for holidays...cause it is not exactly a holiday...going for a holiday means you are relaxing yourself and enjoy...but...when i go for holidays...i always brake something in my body! (stupid pillow.stupid bed)
I will update on my trip soon...maybe tomorrow...it'll be a long longg looonnggggg post! have thousands of pictures to share with you guys...excited not!!!

The trip was really fun although very very...and i mean VERY...very TIRED!I got out of bed no later then 7am each morning and slept at no earlier than 12am except for the first night cause everyone were exhausted as we had to catch an early plane...
I love Melbourne! i don't know why but i just love it...it is a city...but not tooo crowded...it is just nice...heaps of stuff to do...things to see...places to explore...i really wish i can live there someday...someday...
Though i have to say...people there are not very friendly...i guess cause its a big city...but in Adelaide...people are usually really friendly...say the sales girls...first thing they see you they will say 'Hi...how are you' or greet you in some other way...but in Melbourne...Nop...they coi lei dou soh! But its totally fine with me..! i just love there!

When people say living expenses in Melbourne is high...they are not kidding...it is not the food that is expensive...well i know cause i eat there okay...but i have no idea bout their rent and other stuff...but they have soooooooooooooo many places for you to shop!!!!! OH MY GOD...SHOPING!!!! when you live in Melbourne...and so many places for you to shop...NO WONDER EXPENSES HIGH LO!!!
The only thing that is getting in your way is scare you no money and no time only okay!So yeah...now you know why i am broke...shhhh....
Heaps of factory outlets...their prices don't vary much from their normal retail store...but if...i say IF...they have discounted items...the items are really cheap lor...can get really good and cheap things if you are lucky!
Heaven to me!
Okay lar...stop here for now...sleepy!
Good night!
Jessie
Monday, 21 July 2008
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Fashion!
Well...fashion is always very interesting and surprising...and sometimes it can be weird too...
When you say about fashion...i think there is no one word to describe fashion...as it is different for individuals...it maybe it for you...but it might not be it for others...
So your sense of style is actually unique...and sometimes it even helps define who you are...well not in a shallow way...but...it shows some of your character...your taste...your likes and dislikes...you know what i am trying to say here right? ah whatever...
The other day (very long ago) i came across these pictures of fashion shows...and i just love em...
The fashion shows can be really normal...with clothes that we would normally wear out...
The models are cute by the way

To something with alittle bit of woman accessories and taste...
This look is casual...but the shoes...the shoes...a guy with that kind of shoes? only a gay guy would buy and actually wear it...don't ya think?
okay...look at his hair...why do they even style it like that? would you walk around wearing like this?
It's nice to show some of your fit figure...but this one here is kinda too gay for a straight guy...
hm...the clothes designed maybe directed to gay or hetorosexual people...or maybe this is the new IN TREND!
Hahaha...now this is good...a guy with a fan which matches his clothe...
But look at the face of the model...he looks sad...maybe he got forced into wearing that!
Wanna go for a swim anyone? and erm...i didn't mean to pay attention to his private part...but...where is his willies? shrunk cause of the cold air cond? maybe?
Cut out plastic bags and stick em to your body! RECYCLE PEOPLE! LOVE THE EARTH!
To all the star trek lovers out there...a new outfit which will help you show your body curve...sexy woman body curve!
From gayness...we move on to drag queens...a fashion show especially just for drag queens...i guess drags have a big market too...i think...
LOL...nice make up....just a thought...what do you think it's going through the model's mind when he was cat walking THAT LOOK?
I would guess this if he was a gay " Oh my god...they love me! they really love me!"
If he was a straight guy "SHIT...i should have listened to mummy! i want my mummy!!!! *crying heart out while maintaining act cool facial expression*
When you think we have seen it all...the very surprising fashion show slams us with this...
A hairy man in his undies...
well excuse me...even though the gay outfits are alittle bit over for me...but at least they have good looking guys...but this here...is just plain torture!
Damn...my brother can sign up to be a model too then...cause he looks like an orang utan!muahaha..nuh..just kidding...
Jessie








































































































































































