Friday, 01 August 2008

• Interesting Newspaper ads

  This is very uncommon in Malaysia...NO WAY you will find this kind of advertisements in newspaper or any other source...i mean IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

  Poor single + old + lonely uncles...

  Well lucky for the Australians...they can have all kinds of entertainment they want...and they can get it anywhere anytime! Even the minor friendly newspaper has some really interesting ads...

  Guess what i found in the local newspaper?

  Who is interested for some adult phone services huh? Anyone? Aw...don't be shy...

  You know you want to...

  

  Normally the girl on the other side of the phone has really sweet or sexy voice to fulfill your imagination and expectation...but sweet and sexy voice don't always mean pretty girls...

  You maybe talking to her....

  

   You'll never know...

  Saying about really good services...they even cater to gay people...and GRANNY LOVERs?????????

  

  Er...okay....talking about weird taste and attractions towards older women...but i guess lust has no limits....

  

  fine..i guess maybe it's specially for the lonely Ah Gong and Ah Pek!

  Imagine calling and a granny picks up the phone and talks to you with a sexy horny voice...

  Granny : (talking without wearing her fake teeth) Helloof...i am not wearing any clothesfff...i am lyfing naked on the bef...........................................

  

  OH MY GOD!

  RUNNNNNNNNNNNN..................

  ah..okay...

  Don't wanna talk on the phone? It is okay...there is always SMSes...

   

  You know they always...100% say that their girls are all hot and sexy...but how true is this? You will never know...unless you meet up of course...BUT...what is the percentage of people actually meeting up? Zero i would think...

  What if the one replying your sensual and arousing text messages is actually...

  Super Fairy herself?

  

   i know fairy doesn't really go well with this...in fact it is actually the opposite of fairy...but i really can't think of any name to go with the 'F' without being mean...

  Carrying on...if you are the kind who likes something abit more real...you wanna get some real business done...here is something for you...

   

  If you would like some cuteness and still pursuing your wildest dreams...they have just the thing for you too...

   

  Snoopy is really cute in deed...duh....

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